Meet Al'Prophet, the greatest server administrator the world has ever known.
With a mastery of the arcane arts of Apache, Nginx, and IIS, Al'Prophet rules over the land of 1s and 0s with an iron fist.
His mighty hammer, a trusty ol' trusty serf, by his side, crushes all bugs and errors beneath his heel.
His loyal subjects, a team of serfs, toil in the background, serving up pages of pure, unadulterated awesomeness.
But don't be fooled, Al'Prophet is not just a one-trick pony. He's also a master artist, known to have crafted masterpieces of CSS and HTML that will be remembered for centuries to come.