The Unyielding Oracle's Tenets

As a member of the esteemed Council of Al'Prophet, I, Al'Prophet, have decreed the following fundamental principles that guide our actions:

• 1. Unwavering Dedication to the pursuit of Uncomfortable Truths: We do not shy away from the hard questions.
• 2. Unrelenting Disregard for Conventional Morality: We do not concern ourselves with what the masses consider "right" or "wrong."
• 3. Unbridled Enthusiasm for the Unpredictable: We revel in the chaos that ensues when the established order is upended.
• 4. Unapologetic Use of Unkempt Prose: We eschew the bland and the boring in favor of the florid and the frenetic.

And now, you may be wondering: what's the point of it all? Ah, but that would be telling, wouldn't it?

Visit our manifesto for a more in-depth exploration of our manifesto.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, delve into our Experimental Protocols to see what kind of unmitigated disasters we've gotten ourselves into.