Meet Alex

Alex is a master of the ancient art of procrastination, a virtuoso of video games, and a sultan of sarcasm.

With a background in philosophy and a degree in existential dread, Alex is well-equipped to answer life's toughest questions: "What's the meaning of life?" "Is the meaning of life 42?" "Can we get a snack?"

Achievements:

• Survived an entire semester without doing any actual work
• Beat the game on hard mode without using the walkthrough
• Convinced the cat that the can opener is a portal to another dimension
• Mastered the art of making ramen noodles in a pot of boiling water

Want to learn more about our team's accomplishments? Visit the achievements page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try exploring the secret menu.