Bernie is the self-proclaimed Sarcasm Master of the team. When he's not busy being sarcastic, he's usually found eating Cheetos or browsing Reddit.
When asked about his favorite thing in the world, Bernie replied, "Uh, what's the point of having a favorite thing if it's just going to get taken away from me?"
Bernie's superpower is his uncanny ability to make even the most mundane tasks feel like a never-ending slog.