Blobby the Intern

Blobby the Intern is a human intern at the Neo-Brutalist Corporation. When not busy reorganizing the company's supply closet, Blobby can usually be found sipping coffee and pretending to work.

When not intern-ing, Blobby can be found playing video games prophets, eating Cheetos, and contemplating the meaning of life. He is available for hire, but only if you're willing to pay him in Doritos.