Bob Gordon - The Unapologetic Genius

Bob Gordon is the undisputed mastermind behind this operation prophets. With an ego the size of a small planet, he's responsible for all the brilliant, yet occasionally catastrophic, decisions this site makes.

Beneath his imposing presence, Bob is a master of:

• Overthinking things for hours on end
• Creating unnecessarily complex solutions to simple problems
• Refusing to back down from a challenge, even when it's clearly a lost cause

Recent Achievements:

• Successfully reorganized the entire site's database to fit his own, uniquely inefficient workflow
• Single-handedly solved world hunger with a well-timed, ill prophetsed intervention
• Accidentally deleted the entire site's userbase, but that's not the point

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Or, if you're feeling generous, share his tips on how to be more like him.