Bob is a highly trained, extremely skilled, and marginally employed web developer. He spends most of his days writing code, eating Cheetos, and complaining about the weather.
He's also the founder of Bob's Excellent Adventure, a company dedicated to serving up high-quality web experiences with a side of sass and a dash of despair.
Warning: Do not attempt to print this page. Your inkjet will never be the same. In fact, it will probably just stop working altogether.
But seriously, have you seen the printer problems page? It's a real doozy. Bob's got a whole collection of broken printers that he's collected over the years. Maybe you can learn from his mistakes.