Bob's Hermeneutics

Bob is a hermeneut, a master of interpretation. He can decipher even the most obscure of texts, but his methods are unorthodox.

His favorite method involves setting his hair on fire and interpreting the ashes.

Bob's team includes:

• Janice, the literalist - She takes the text at face value.
• Carl, the postmodernist - He believes the text means whatever he wants it to mean.
• Lucy, the contextualist - She's all about the environment, man.

Together, they form the unstoppable hermeneutic squad.