Welcome to Brunos's Secret Lair!
Where the most epic of secrets are kept.
Or so Brunos tells us.
Bruno's Secret Lair is a mysterious place, full of hidden passages, secret meetings, and cryptic messages.
Or not.
Actually, it's just a room with a chair.
But that's not the point.
The point is, you're here, and now you're part of the mystery.
So, what's your first question, agent?
Do you want to know the password to the snack stash?
Or maybe the location of the secret meeting point?
Or perhaps the answer to the ultimate question of the universe?
Whatever it is, we'll get to it eventually.
Or not.
But for now, enjoy the ambiance.
And the chair.
Or not.