Meet the Experts

Our team of expert Bureaucratic Wizards are here to help you with all your paperwork needs.

Bubbles O'Malley, CEO & Chief Paper Pusher

Bubbles O'Malley

Bubbles is our fearless leader, and has been pushing paperwork for over 20 years. When not buried under a mountain of TPS reports, she's usually sipping lattes and plotting world domination.

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Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, PhD, Expert Paperweight

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

Dr. Bottomsworth is our resident expert on all things paper-related. He's been known to write 1000 page reports in under an hour, while simultaneously solving complex math problems in his head.

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