Dr. Vortex's Inventorium

Welcome to the Workshop of the World's Most Visionary Genius

The Great Invention Catalog

Chrono-Disruptor (Time-traveling Toaster)
AutoBrewer (Self-Sustaining, Infinite Coffee Machine)
NeuroNavigator (Mind-Controlled, Telekinetic Wheelchair)

Notable Inventions

Sonic Spoon (Utensil for Eating While Traveling Through Wormholes)
Gravitator (Device for Temporarily Altering Earth's Gravity)

Dr. Vortex's latest brainwave-inspired masterpiece:

[image of a brain with gears and cogs in the background]