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The Grimgold Team

Meet the team behind the greatest, most mediocre, and slightly-succumbing-to-despair team in the land of Neo-Brutalism!

Meet Grimgold, our fearless leader (in his own mind)

Meet Grimgold's trusted sidekick, Grimgold Jr. (also Grimgold Sr., but we're working on it)

Meet our resident tech wizard, Blerg, who still uses IE 6

Meet our food critic, Zlorg, who demands only the finest of dumpster food

Meet the rest of the team, including our resident professional snail trainer and expert in all things beige

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Disclaimer: This team is not responsible for any damages or injuries caused by their questionable life choices.

Side note: If you're still reading this, congratulations! You're either a true Grimgoldian or a glutton for punishment.