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Meet the team behind the greatest, most mediocre, and slightly-succumbing-to-despair team in the land of Neo-Brutalism!
Meet Grimgold, our fearless leader (in his own mind)
Meet Grimgold's trusted sidekick, Grimgold Jr. (also Grimgold Sr., but we're working on it)
Meet our resident tech wizard, Blerg, who still uses IE 6
Meet our food critic, Zlorg, who demands only the finest of dumpster food
© Grimgold Industries 2023. All rights reserved. Except for the rights we forgot to reserve, those are yours.
Disclaimer: This team is not responsible for any damages or injuries caused by their questionable life choices.
Side note: If you're still reading this, congratulations! You're either a true Grimgoldian or a glutton for punishment.