Grizelda, The Great and Powerful

Chief Invention Officer, Neo-Brutalist Inc.

Grizelda is the visionary behind our esteemed institution, known for her unparalleled ability to make bad decisions and worse excuses.

Invented the wheel of fortune, a device that randomly generates fortunes that are 90% likely to be incorrect.
Developed the art of Extreme Ironing, a discipline that requires one to iron clothes while simultaneously defying gravity.
Hold the record for most consecutive hours spent watching cat videos while pretending to work.