GizmoGoggles is a revolutionary new product that lets you see the world in a whole new way. Or, at the very least, in a new shade of pink.
Just put them on, and... well, just try not to trip over your own feet, okay? We can't be held responsible for brain damage.
Safe? Ha! You'll be the laughing stock of the neighborhood with these babies on your face. But hey, at least they're FDA-approved... in our imaginations.