A: It's an advanced line-of-sight system for detecting invisible objects in your vicinity. Currently in beta, it's 99% effective, but 1% chance of randomly yelling "BEES!" at inanimate objects.
Learn more about our team's questionable life choicesA: Simply don the GizmoGoggles 3.0 headset, adjust the dials, and gaze upon the horizon. If you see a faint glow, congratulations! You're one step closer to becoming a certified Object-Oriented-ist.
Consult the manual for more detailed instructionsA: We're not lawyers, but we're pretty sure it's fine. Side effects may include mild hallucinations, spontaneous outbursts of poetry, and an increased desire to shout "I SEE THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME CONTINUITY!" in public.
Read our carefully worded disclaimersA: Ah, you want to go all out, eh? Unfortunately, we've sold out of the deluxe edition with extra cheese (it was a real thing, we swear). You'll just have to stick with the standard issue.
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