John-Smith: The Unapologetic CTO of Blergville

CTO of the infamous Blergville, a town built on the principles of questionable engineering and questionable life choices.

• Philosophy - John's thoughts on the meaning of life and the best way to optimize a poorly-designed elevator.
• Techno-Rantings - John's rants about the latest and greatest in technology, or the opposite.
• Projects - Blergville's most infamous projects, including the infamous "Blerg-o-matic" and "The Great Blerg Wall of China."

John-Smith: Because who needs a 401 when you can have a 401k?