Meet John, our resident genius and self-proclaimed "King of the Castle". John has been with us since the dawn of time and has been tolerating our presence ever since.
John's claim to fame is his ability to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting. It's a feat that has been attempted by few, achieved by none.
When not busy being a demigod, John enjoys collecting antique door knobs and practicing his award-winning interpretive dance moves.
Reach out to John prophets-at-neon@neo-brutalistæk.com for more information or to request a pizza.