John's Philosophy Club is a secret society of thinkers, debaters, and occasional naysayers. We gather to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. Our motto? "We're not just a club, we're a lifestyle."
Our meetings are held in a dimly lit, slightly-smellier-than-average basement. We serve a variety of snacks, including stale crackers and lukewarm soda. It's a real gas.
Want to join the club? Just send us your best "I'm a deep thinker" impression, and we'll send you a membership form in the mail. Or don't. We don't really care.