John's claim to fame: "I once stayed awake for 36 hours straight playing 'Who Am I This Is Sparta!' on repeat."
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"The world is like a never-ending staircase of existential dread, but at least I have my whiskers." - John, Team Whiskerface
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then,ประก the whole world, but still fail, and then just stare at the ceiling for 3 days."