Mudface McSquibble
Our fearless leader. He's got the best beard in the business, and also the best mustache.
He's a master of the ancient art of procrastination, and can eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
MCMastermind
The genius behind the scenes. He's got a Ph.D. in Something-ology, and can recite entire books from memory while blindfolded.
He's also a master of the art of making everyone else do the work while he does the thinking.
McMegazordz
The muscle of the operation. He can bench press a small car, and can eat a whole chicken in 3 seconds flat.
He's also a master of the ancient art of... um, "persuading" people to do things.
McBuzzkill
The resident buzzkill. He's got a Ph.D. in Bureaucracy, and can fill out 37 pages of paperwork in 10 minutes flat.
He's also a master of the art of... well, not getting anything done.