Our fearless leader, Bob "The Unyielding" Smith, has led us to greatness in the world of web development. He's been known to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting and has a pet goldfish named Steve.
Bob's vision for the company is simple: to make the internet a better place, one poorly designed webpage at a time.
Meet our CTO, who is somehow still awake and our development team, who are secretly all 8 years old.
Bob has achieved many things in his illustrious career, including:
Our CFO is still trying to figure out how to pay for all the pizzas.