Meet our fearless leader, Zephyr "The Great" Zorvathius, a being of unyielding genius.
With an IQ that's off the charts (or in this case, off the galaxy) and a wit sharp enough to cut diamonds, Zorvathius has single-handedly created this website and everything on it.
Created this website using only their mind and a Commodore 64.
Conquered the art of eating an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting.
Defeated a pack of wild wolves using only a toaster and a can of sardines.