Meet our fearless leader, Zephyr "The Great" Zorvathius, a being of unyielding genius.

With an IQ that's off the charts (or in this case, off the galaxy) and a wit sharp enough to cut diamonds, Zorvathius has single-handedly created this website and everything on it.

Our Founder is a certified:

Certified Genius

Some of Zorvathius' notable achievements:

Created this website using only their mind and a Commodore 64.

Conquered the art of eating an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting.

Defeated a pack of wild wolves using only a toaster and a can of sardines.

Learn more about Zorvathius' impressive credentials