We're the Best, and Here's Why

Our team of highly skilled, highly paid professionals has the power to:

• Telekinesis - We can move objects with our minds, but only on Tuesdays.
• Telepathy - We can read your thoughts, but only if you're thinking of us.
• Time travel - We can go back in time, but only to the 80s, and only to watch reruns of 'The Cosby Show'.
• Matter manipulation - We can turn our opponents into tiny, insignificant specks of dust, but only on Fridays.

Our team is led by:

Our Supreme Leader, "The Great and Powerful" Bob.

And supported by:

The Council of Advisors, a group of highly respected and moderately paid experts in the field of:

• Neuromancy - The art of reading minds and making poor life choices.
• Pyromancy - The art of setting things on fire, but only as a last resort.
• Hydromancy - The art of predicting the weather, but only on Tuesdays.
• Geomancy - The art of moving rocks, but only to block doorways.

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