We're the Best, and Here's Why
Our team of highly skilled, highly paid professionals has the power to:
- Telekinesis - We can move objects with our minds, but only on Tuesdays.
- Telepathy - We can read your thoughts, but only if you're thinking of us.
- Time travel - We can go back in time, but only to the 80s, and only to watch reruns of 'The Cosby Show'.
- Matter manipulation - We can turn our opponents into tiny, insignificant specks of dust, but only on Fridays.
Our team is led by:
Our Supreme Leader, "The Great and Powerful" Bob.
And supported by:
The Council of Advisors, a group of highly respected and moderately paid experts in the field of:
- Neuromancy - The art of reading minds and making poor life choices.
- Pyromancy - The art of setting things on fire, but only as a last resort.
- Hydromancy - The art of predicting the weather, but only on Tuesdays.
- Geomancy - The art of moving rocks, but only to block doorways.
Want to learn more about our team? Visit:
Our Gang Superpowers |
Our Leader's Bio |
Our Advisors' Bios