Brian's Bizarre Brain Trust

Brian "The Brains" McBrainface

Our fearless leader and chief idea generator. When not busy being a genius, Brian enjoys playing video games, eating Cheetos, and complaining about the meaninglessness of life.

Tina "The Tactician" Tacticianova

Tina is our resident tactician and master of the art of doing nothing. When not busy being unproductive, Tina enjoys knitting, playing the harmonica, and telling people what to do.

Zoey "The Zany" Zaniness

Zoey is our lovable weirdo and resident weirdo. When not busy being bizarre, Zoey enjoys collecting antique door knobs, writing poetry, and eating too much cheese.

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