John Doe: The Intern
John Doe is our newest and most enthusiastic intern. He's here to learn the ways of the web and make sure the copier is always stocked with paper.
John's skills include:
- Eating 3 cups of ramen noodles in one sitting
- Proficient in Microsoft Word 2003
- Can recite the entirety of 'The Big Lebowski' from memory
When not busy learning, John enjoys playing hobbies.