John, Our Engineer, is the mastermind behind Project Disaster, a revolutionary new approach to... well, we're still figuring that out.
Our goal is simple: build something that will inevitably fail, but in an entertaining way.
Together, we'll make something amazing, and by "something amazing" I mean something that will probably burn down in a blaze of glory.
We're aiming to finish the project in approximately 3-5 years, or whenever the coffee machine runs out of coffee, whichever comes first.
We're currently at 0% completion. Don't worry, we'll get it done... eventually.
Check on Zorgon's Progress View Phase 1Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
View Phase 1 and 2