Zorgon's-Subordinates/Our-Jedi-Master

Welcome, young apprentices! Meet Zorgon, the master of the universe, lord of the Sith, and ruler of the intergalactic empire!

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated subordinates are at your service:

• Minion-1: The one with the laser eyes
• Minion-2: The one with the tentacles
• Minion-3: The one with the giant space helmet
• Minion-4: The one with the... questionable life choices

Zorgon's Subordinates are the best in the galaxy. We've got the skills, the talent, and the best uniforms. Don't @ us.

Our Jedi Master has decreed that you must follow the following commandments:

• Thou shalt not touch our laser blasters without proper clearance.
• Thou shalt not attempt to use the break room coffee machine without first checking with the coffee fairy.
• Thou shalt not wear the "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt to any meeting without proper context.

Failure to comply with these commandments shall result in immediate reeducation through pain and suffering.