Our Manager: Zorgon, Code Master

John's Secret Codes

Zorgon, the mastermind behind our organization, has a secret life that's not so secret. When he's not micromanaging our team, he's busy writing codes that only he can understand.

Here are some of his most famous creations:

The Zorgon Algorithm

A complex system of nested if-else statements that will drive you to the brink of madness.

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The Infinite Loop of Doom

A loop that will run indefinitely, guaranteed to drive your CPU to its limits.

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