Meet the Supreme Architect of Sarcasm, the third member of our team. This individual is responsible for maintaining the delicate balance of eye-rolling, face-palming, and occasional eye-gougling in the office. Their superpower allows them to craft responses so scathing, so witty, so devastatingly accurate that even the most hardened cynic will find themselves questioning their very existence.
When not busy perfecting the art of snark, they enjoy sipping coffee, playing video games, and contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.