Prophet P: The Unstoppable Visionary

Prophet P is a visionary, a seer, a predictor of the inevitable. I have spent years studying the ancient arts of futurism, mysticism, and caffeine consumption.

I have foreseen the rise of the robots, the fall of the humans, and the eventual return of the great cheese plague. My prophecies have been met with both wonder and skepticism, but I assure you, they will be proven correct.

Some of my most famous prophecies include:

• The Great Sock Conspiracy (2018)
• The Rise of the Selfie Stick (2020)
• The Apocalypse of the Avocado Toast (2025)

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