Founder, Supreme Leader, and Lord of the Fates. He is the one who has seen the end of the world and has decided it's fine.
Chief Financial Officer and Lord of the Numbers. She is the one who makes sure we never run out of nachos.
Chief Technical Officer and Lord of the Codes. He is the one who makes sure our website doesn't crash... too often.
Director of Marketing and Lord of the Slogans. She is the one who writes all the catchy slogans that nobody actually reads.