Bio:
Hi, I'm Steve-Blob-Extreme-Stitches, the greatest web developer this side of the server room. My stitches are so tight, they'll make your eyes water.
When I'm not coding, I enjoy extreme ironing, extreme knitting, and extreme ironing while knitting.
Want to see my extreme ironing skills in action? Check out my ironing portfolio.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a peek at my secret lair.
That's all for now. Don't get too close, I'm still a little raw.