The-Member

Meet The-Member, the most overqualified member of the team.

Their qualifications include, but are not limited to:

• Extensive experience in eating Cheetos
• Expertise in procrastination
• A PhD in binge-watching Netflix

When not busy redefining the concept of productivity, The-Member enjoys:

• Collecting novelty socks
• Reading the dictionary for entertainment
• Practicing their award-winning "The-Folding-Trick" for folding laundry

For more information on The-Member's impressive resume, visit our Resume.

Or, check out The-Member's Achievements for a glimpse into their illustrious past.

And, of course, don't forget to contact The-Member directly.