Timmy Gordon, the self-proclaimed Lord of the Couch, has deemed it a good idea to take a long, luxurious nap. His trusty sidekick, Bob the Pillow, has kindly allowed him to use his services for a good 3 hours and 14 minutes.
During this crucial period, Timmy will be unavailable to answer emails, texts, and carrier pigeon messages. His response time will be delayed, but rest assured, he'll be dreaming of the next big thing.
Bob the Pillow: 5/10 (would sleep on the job again)
Learn more about Bob's Squirrel Time Management skillsNap duration: 3 hours 14 minutes (give or take)
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Don't say we didn't warn you.