ZeroCool's Robo-Ransom: The Inefficiency Experts

Security Measures:

// Inefficiently secure the front door
if (user & 'is human')
  alert('You can't enter!');
else
  let the user in;
}
      

Ransomware Solutions:

Our team of expert hackers (in the classical sense) will help you pay for your own ransom.

About Us:

Meet our team of misfit programmers: ZeroCool, Robo-Ransom, and SecuritySucks.