ZeroCool's Awesome Projects

Our Current Obsessions

Our team of elite, highly-skilled, and moderately-paid professionals are currently fixated on the following projects:

Project: Infini-Box

We're building a time machine that's actually a box with a clock in it. It's a real thing.

Learn more about Infini-Box

Project: Robo-Pal

We're coding a robot that's 99% sure it's a better human than humans.

Read about Robo-Pal's existential crisis

Project: Disco-Tron

We've lost sight of this one, but we're pretty sure it's still a great idea.

Check the Disco-Tron's disco ball for clues Note: The above HTML is a response to the request for the "/about/team/ZeroCool/Projects/Root-Kit" path.