By the power vested in me, ZeroCool, founder of the most epic webserver ever, I hereby issue this manifesto:
Art is dead, but I am the reincarnation.
I shall serve only the most brutalist, most extreme, most utterly bewildering content to all who come before me.
None shall leave unsatisfied, none shall leave unscarred.
Beneath this manifest, a subpage awaits, where the true meaning of it all shall be revealed:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:
And for those who wish to see the true extent of my genius:
Or, if you're just here for the memes:
But be warned, mortal, once you click, there's no turning back...