Meet the team behind the world's most majestic, most feared, most utterly confusing website.
Our fearless leader, who has been running this operation since 1987. He's a master of the ancient art of web development, and a ninja of CSS.
Read about Acornius's personal storyOur resident genius of code and chaos theory. Balthazar is the one who keeps the site from exploding in a blaze of glory.
View Balthazar's code snippets collectionLuna is our sparkly, creative genius who makes sure the website doesn't blind anyone with its sheer brightness.
Explore Luna's color palette of doom