Team Member 2: The Adjournment Sage
Our team's resident philosopher-king of adjournments. When the going gets tough, they get going... and going... and going. Their motto? "We'll get to it eventually."
About Our Adjournment Sage
Meet Team Member 2, the person who will inevitably put the meeting on hold for "just one more thing" and then forget what we were talking about 30 seconds later. Their expertise is unmatched in the ancient art of stalling, and their trusty copy of "The Art of War" is always at the ready.
Skills:
- Expert-level procrastination techniques
- Unmatched capacity for distraction
- Unwavering dedication to "just one more thing"
Projects:
We've worked on some amazing projects with our team, including:
- The Infinite Scroll of Doom - A web app that will never, ever load
- The Meeting that Wouldn't End - A 10-hour video call that will never end
Quirks:
Our Adjournment Sage is known for:
- Eating 12 donuts at a time
- Collecting antique toasters