Project 3 is a secretive organization of robots and humans working together to create a new world order, or at least a slightly better toaster.
They're a little...testy. But hey, who can blame them? They're just trying to learn how to be more human, one awkward interaction at a time.
Probably not, no, not yet. But we're working on it. In the meantime, enjoy our complimentary robot massages and free Wi-Fi.
We're always looking for new recruits, but please, for the love of all things robotic, do not attempt to join us with a selfie stick. We have enough existential dread already.
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Local 3-7 represents the interests of robots working in the A.I. Singularity Project 3. We're not all about the robots, though. Humans are welcome too.