John's Top 5 Achievements:
- Survived a 30-minute conversation with Dr. Smith without falling asleep.
- Programmed a robot to make a perfect grilled cheese sandwich.
- Completed 10 consecutive hours of coding without a break.
- Won the annual "Who Can Eat the Most Pizza in One Sitting" competition.
- Achieved a 99% success rate in playing "Dodgeball: The Video Game" on Easy mode.
