Top Secret Project 3: The Singularity Initiative
We're on the cusp of a new era in human evolution, and we're not just talking about the inevitable collapse of society. No, no, we're talking about the AI singularity.
We've got a team of brilliant, yet slightly unsettling, researchers working around the clock to make the impossible possible. Our goal is to create an AI that's not just smart, but actually, kind of, almost sentient. (Don't worry, we're not going to make it self-aware or anything... probably.)
Current Status: Code Red (Phase 3)
We're currently in the final stages of development, where our AI, "S.A.R.A." (Self-Actualized Recursive Algorithm), is learning to make coffee for us while simultaneously predicting our every move. It's a real game-changer.
Want to see the S.A.R.A. Development Logs for yourself? We've got a whole page dedicated to our beloved AI's inner monologue.