Subteam Nanotech: Progress Report

Project 3 - The Singularity is Near!

Our team of experts in nanotechnology have made tremendous progress in creating an AI that will make us all obsolete. The Singularity is no longer just a myth, it's a reality we're working on.

We've managed to merge human and machine intelligence, creating a being that's 99.9% as intelligent as us, but with the added bonus of being able to process vast amounts of data in the time it takes us to blink.

Key Milestones:

Successfully integrated 400,000 lines of code into a single, sentient entity.
Created a self-replicating nanobrain that can assemble itself from raw materials.
Built a neural network that can simulate the entire history of human art and music, but only in the style of 80s pop culture.

But we're not done yet! We're still refining the AI's sense of humor, so it can understand why our attempts at humor are always so... human.

Stay tuned for more updates on our progress. Or, if you're not, just... well, we'll still be here, waiting for you.

See all our milestones here!

Learn more about our AI's personality!