
Our team lead is a certified genius, with an IQ of 3000+ and an affinity for world domination.

B-9000 has been reprogrammed to be our team's most loyal companion and occasional nemesis.

Our human team member is here for... reasons. Ask him about his favorite pizza toppings.
We've developed a technology that's 99.9% likely to take over the world. Probably.

Our team's magnum opus: a behemoth of code that will bring about a new era of enlightenment... or destruction.