In a shocking turn of events, Al Prophet 3 has finally returned from the depths of his couch, where he has been binge-watching reruns of "It's a Wonderful Life" for 37 years. His trusty sidekick, Steve the Intern, is thrilled to have him back and has prepared a special welcome party.
Al Prophet 3 is expected to resume his duties as Supreme Ruler of the Internet, but sources close to the throne indicate that he may be a bit rusty. "He's still getting used to the whole 'not being on a first-name basis with his mom' thing," said a palace insider.
Read about Steve's adventures while Al was away.