Al Prophet Bob is the revered leader of the Intranet, a mystical realm of forgotten knowledge and dusty server rooms.
His wisdom is sought after by the desperate and the lost, who seek answers to the most esoteric questions in the universe.
When he speaks, the servers tremble and the databases creak.
Learn more about Al's trusty sidekick, Techno TonyCheck out Al's latest predictions:
1. The coffee machine will be fixed on Thursday.
2. The intern will never learn how to use the microwave.
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