About /Team/ Al Prophets Feats / Intergalactic Warrior

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Our Intergalactic Warrior, known only by their alias "Al Prophets," has saved the world from certain doom not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES. Their feats of bravery are the stuff of legend.

Defeated an alien invasion force with nothing but a toaster and a toaster manual

Al Prophets single-handedly held off an armada of hostile space vessels with a toaster they had just received as a gift. The alien fleet was baffled by the sheer power of the toaster's 800-watt heating coilsประก

Survived on a hostile planet with nothing but a bottle of ketchup and a comb

Al Prophets used the ketchup as a makeshift lubricant for their spaceship's stuck gears, and minimalist combing techniques to tame the unruly planet's hair-like foliage. The combination saved their life, and earned them the nickname "The Ketchup King of Kraelion-6"

Defeated the infamous "Gloopernacks" with nothing but a can of spray cheese

Al Prophets used the spray cheese as a distraction, then snuck up behind the Gloopernacks and delivered a devastating kick that sent them flying into the nearby sun. The galaxy was saved once more