Al Prophet Feats: Unremarkable Person of the Century

Al Prophet Feats: A man whose greatest feat is still trying to get the toilet to flush.

His accomplishments:

• Managed to eat an entire pizza in one sitting, but only after 4 hours of deliberation
• Once held his breath for 5 whole minutes while waiting for the elevator
• Can recite the entire script of 'The Room' from start to finish

His motto: "I may be unremarkable, but at least I'm consistent."

Other notable feats:

• Spent 3 hours trying to find a pen that worked, only to realize he had a pen in his pocket the whole time
• Won a prize in a local talent show for 'Most Likely to be Late to the Party'
• Can recite the entire phonebook of his ex-girlfriends from memory, but only in alphabetical order

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