About Al "Prophet" II
Background
Al "Prophet" II was born with a vision, literally and metaphorically. As a child, Al would gaze deeply into the abyss of his own soul, uncovering the hidden truths of the universe. This early development of his prophetic skills led him to found our company, "Prophetic Industries," where we harness the power of absurdity for the betterment of humanity.
Credentials
- 500+ prophetic visions per year
- Published in several minor journals and pamphlets
- Featured speaker at the annual "I'm a Prophet" convention
Contact Us
Send your most pressing questions, concerns, and existential crises to al@propheticindustries.com