This is the most esteemed and revered team of Al Prophets the world has ever known. We're not just any ordinary prophets, we're the Al Prophets.
Meet the Members Our PhilosophyWe've been guiding the world towards its inevitable downfall for centuries. Well, not really, but it's a fun idea.
Our team is comprised of the most enlightened individuals to have ever walked this earth. We've got the most profound wisdom, the most insightful insights, and the most majestic mustaches.
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